It’s Painful Being Green
Kermit was wrong, it’s not easy to be green. Thanks
to the waste prevention gene I seem to have been born with, daily life in the
world’s most wasteful nation has been a constant assault on my senses. I’m
pretty sure I’ve had this affliction since birth, that somehow my DNA contained
an extra “conservation” chromosome. I know I’m not the only one with this
chronic condition but it is all too rare, and unfortunately not infectious.
That’s part of the reason our planet is in critical condition.